Mystery’s Spells PUA Opener
Do you think spells work? The reason I’m asking is because my friend over there met a girl in a club last week. He wasn’t interested in her sexually, because she wasn’t really his type. Anyway, she hung out at his house and after she left, he found a metal ring wrapped around a scroll and some feathers under his couch. Well, he took it to a magick store and they said it was an attraction spell. And now, the strange thing is, he can’t stop thinking of her. Do you think it’s the spell or just psychological?
Tyler Durden’s Camera PUA Opener
Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So he’s up visiting her in Seattle last week, and they’re out on a walk. He takes a few pictures of them together. Like really cute ones with them together. Some of them they’re just hanging out, and a few of them they’re like kissing or whatever while they’re out walking.
Anyway, the next morning he wakes up, and checks his camera. He looks at the pictures, and he sees that she’s woken up before him and gone into it and deleted the pictures where they’re kissing, and left the ones where they’re just hanging out. He goes to her and says ‘Are you psycho? Why are you going into my camera?’ She says its because she thought she looked bad in the pictures, and didn’t want him to have them. But he can’t figure out if she’s psycho or if its legit that for girls they just hate having pictures out there where she doesn’t look good. He just really liked them because he likes her and doesn’t judge the pics like that.
Mystery’s Elvis PUA Opener
Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair?
I don’t know what her natural hair color was, I’m not Cliff Claven, but can you picture that these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black together around a dirty sink in some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that before … did you?
Neil Strauss’ Who Lies More PUA Opener
Who lies more, men or women?
Juggler’s Fun Challenge/Stripper PUA Openers
You see that group over there? They said they are more fun than your group. Please prove to me they are mistaken.
Where have I seen you guys before? Were you at so and so’s party? The one where the stripper gave a lap dance to the clown?
Thundercat’s Good Looking PUA Opener
Hey, let me tell you something about good looking people… we’re not well liked.
Jeffy’s My Little Pony PUA Opener
“Hey, guys… remember that shit ‘My Little Pony’? Well, I was thinkin about this today, and I can’t remember… did they have powers?
Like, I remember they could fly, but I thought they also had little symbols on the hip or something that gave them powers, but they were like, lame-ass powers like Sharing and Honor or some shit.
My little sister used to have them and I’d play GI Joes with them, like, GI Joe would fly into battle on My Little Pony, then blast Cobra with a fuckin machine gun blah blah blah…”
Tyler Durden’s New Place PUA Opener
I’ve been offered this *SWEET* place in (x place).. I want to live there, *BUT*….. I have to live with FOUR girls. Like *FOUR*. I’m going to get 4 times the boyfriend complaints; I’ll never get in the fucking bathroom… I’m gonna have to start showering at the truck stop, and you KNOW they’re gonna synchronize. (Smile knowingly) Heck, I’ll probably start *MY* period. I’m going to have to leave the house for 5 days a month! Did you know that’s why primitive civilizations developed camping? All the women in the tribe would synchronize and the guys would look up at the moon and be like “The antelope are moving now, we must HUNT”.
Also… living with all those girls, I could get RAPED. Did you know that 95% of guys that get date raped commit suicide in 6 months? Girls are such sexual predators.
Mehow’s Barbarella PUA Opener
You two are totally fun you know what I would do with you guys? I would dress you up1965 Barbarella style in vinyl — both of you would have the same cut but you, since you are the bad one you would get a black outfit and you since you are the total angel would get the white one and then I would give you guys ray guns like you know, those ones you can zap little green aliens with and I would take you in my spaceship and we would go all over the galaxy together and have amazing space adventures! And when you came back down to this bar, right here on earth all your friends would be completely jealous — you guys would be my intergalactic space princesses.
Mystery’s Picture PUA Opener
Hi. Could you do me a favor? Could you take a picture of my friend and I? You of course DO know how to use a camera … yes? Thanks. Have you noticed … that pictures with people looking at the camera are not nearly as interesting as action shots? Well, what sort of action shot should we take?